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An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: ”It’s my fooken wife! I’ve accidentally shot her, I’ve fooken killed her!”
Operator: ”Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!”
*click* … *BANG*
Irishman: ”Okay, I’ve done that. What next?”